Comments on Introduction and welcome

Giordano Bruno [Email][Home], 31.01.2005, 6:11pm link
If you looked at the Mona Lisa do you think that the paints just fell toghther to make it? NO there was somone who made it and it took creativity and much hard work. Then look at us look how complex we are! you have a better chance of spilling paints on a painting and makeing it paint the mona lisa then us being randomly created. sure you say you can't see God but can you see emotion can you? You have a better chance of putting a broken down clock in a box and shakeing it up then us being created. Think about it.
Joel [Email], 31.01.2005, 10:09pm link
Yep, humans are complex. Isn't God? So, what created God then? Think about it...

BTW, I've never mentioned anything about not being able to "see" God. The fact is, there is NO empirical evidence OF ANY KIND that any gods exist - and most descriptions of the term "god" are self contradictory or logically impossible.
Tim [Home], 31.01.2005, 11:27pm link
Brother Tim, you just don't understand! The Magic Sky Man is REAL, and He loves you! Just talk to yourself, imagine that you are talking to an Invisible Man living up there in the sky, and ask Him to prove Himself to you! He'll do it! Glory!

Brother Giordano, Jesus is NOT the Talking Snake! Jesus is a version of the Farter and the Holy Spook, but He is NOT the Talking Snake! You better REPENT NOW or my loving Jesus is gonna fry your ass in HELL! Glory!
Brother Jeff [Home], 31.01.2005, 11:45pm link
I only breifly looked at Giordano's site - I'll comment on that later.
The Magic Sky Man is REAL? Shit! I'd better start praying.
"Our farter, who art in heaven just above the dome into which the stars are fixed, Harold be thy name ..."
Ahh, so THAT'S what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ!
Tim [Home], 01.02.2005, 12:25am link
Oh god, I spy another tiresome "intelligent (sic!) design" rant shaping up... Blind Watchmaker anyone?
Gaidheal [Email], 01.02.2005, 5:18am link
Proud Aithiest. attend lutheran school.
Second timothy (get it!) , 01.02.2005, 5:24am link
Brother Tim said:

"Our farter, who art in heaven just above the dome into which the stars are fixed, Harold be thy name ..."
Ahh, so THAT'S what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ!"

Amen! Amen! YES! Jesus Harold Christ! O, Thank You, Jesus! I am rejoicing at this miracle! GLORY!

You did not have that revelation by natural means, Brother Tim. The Magic Sky Man revealed it unto you via the version of Himself known as the Holy Spook! Glory to GAWD!!

Yes, the Magic Sky Man is REAL! Can you not understand that now? Start praying! Give your life to Him, and He will give you a second magical eternal life in return! You can live in the Sky after you Croak in the Spook! O, Hall-lay-LOOH-Yah! Shumbala Mumbala Dumbala Bumbala! O, Bless Your Name, Lard! Glory!

WHOOOOO!!!! (Brother Jeff takes some deep breaths to calm himself and stuff) O, Glory! The Spook is magically moving here, Brother Tim! I'm so BLESSED! It's not every night that the Lard blesses with a confirming miracle! GLORY!!
Brother Jeff [Home], 01.02.2005, 7:28am link
Dearest brother Jeff
I like your style.HALLELLU-LIE-YARGH. aaaaaiiiimennn!
Vick , 01.02.2005, 7:32pm link
And you need to repent now, because God will appear to you when you least expect it, saying "thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee." Luke 12:20.
Pray that it's not this night.
Keep talking, on judgement day, we will see who laughs.
End your foolish rebellion and come home.
mr_x , 19.02.2005, 12:22am link
Hi mr_x

Are you circumcised? You need to be if you want to avoid hell.
Look at Genesis 17-10 to 17-14.
I'll be happy to assist with any 'bits' you require removing, I have petrol in the chainsaw.
mr_y [Email], 23.02.2005, 12:26am link
Mr. y, start with your brain, you need a lobotomy. After yourself, help the other fools on this website.
Mr_X , 24.02.2005, 12:23am link
Time for today's bible lesson:

"And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour, and so, the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots."

Here endeth the lesson. Time to pray...

"Let us praise God. O Lord, ooh, You are so big, so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super. Fantastic. Amen."
Sierra [Email], 02.03.2005, 12:17am link
Mr_x !!

How very rude!! I belive Genesis 17-10 to 17-14 does state you need to be circumsised to get into heaven. Why do I need a lobotomy when I find a stupid quote from the bible and you do not. Why do keep posting pathetic drivel about hellfire and damnation. Is the thing you worship such a monster that it is unable to forgive. You must be a very angry person, you have my deepest sympathy.
mr_y [Email], 02.03.2005, 1:17am link

Communion wafers, if ground up and mixed with sunflower seeds make excellent bird food.

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Sierra [Email], 02.03.2005, 4:21pm link
Mr y,
your message has touched me. I'm at the airport now waiting for my flight to hawaii.
I'm sorry about saying you need a lobotomy. I should not have said, that was wrong. I'm angry because of what this world has become. I don't like people like Tim, Sierra who mock and make fun of christians and their beliefs.
This world has fallen and it's not going to get better. I know that the christian faith is correct and I must continue to follow it so that I will see my loved again in the afterlife.
That Sierra guy is terrible. Wish more people were like you Mr. y.
I won't be posting anything for a while, too much to do in honolulu.
Mr_X , 02.03.2005, 10:24pm link
Speaking of touching, have you noticed how many of gods little helpers seem to get caught with their hands in the choir boys pants these days?

God must be one sick bastard.
Sierra [Email], 04.03.2005, 4:28pm link - Comments from archived blog posts